This hit me like a ton of bricks. I'm still feeling a little nauseous after this realization.
Can be found on tumblr here: [link]
[EDIT] IN MY DEFENSE:
Hopefully some of the angry archaeologists on tumblr will see this comment, since tumblr isn't good at allowing for conversation that will reach everyone you want it to, so here goes: I AM NOT TRYING TO INSULT ARCHAEOLOGY, oh my god, it was a joke and I'm sorry if I offended anyone. I literally took a funny quote I like from a comedian for comedic effect. As in, exaggerating the truth into humor. Archaeology is awesome, and I don't think that archaeologists actually believe this anymore. I have been informed that they stopped accepting this theory in the 70's and that's awesome. The problem is that it's still being taught in some schools. That's the problem. Not archaeology.
Also, for the record, I actually DID do a fair amount of research before making this comic, it seems I just articulated myself poorly about archaeology and chimpanzees. Chimps are not friendly creatures. I'm not saying that they are. I'm saying that they aren't known for kidnapping and raping the females from other chimp groups. I'm not saying they don't do awful things, just that they don't do THAT awful thing in particular.
I'm not saying our ancestors didn't rape, I'm saying rape was HIGHLY UNLIKELY to be the primary form of procreation.
Chimps don't have sex for fun, that's only bonobos. Bonobos have sex for everything, pretty much.
Also, I'm a dude. It is in fact possible for dudes to be feminists, jesus fucking christ.
[EDIT #2] MY SOURCES