Buffy - Sexcapades of the Scourge of Europe

Theoretically this will be a multipage comic, but I'm making no promises. Basically I'm trying to practice using my tablet to make comic strips, and I've had this concept stuck in my head. Just a bit of hilarity.

Or, well, the first page is supposed to be humorous. If I do more pages, it will nose-dive into descriptions of vampire lovin's that may or may not make me nauseous, due to the torture-happy nature of Angelus, Druscilla, and Darla. Spike's done his fair share too, I know, but I still think the other three were worse. Spike was always about destruction, whereas Angelus was about accomplishing true evil, Druscilla was about... whatever's fun to her, and Darla... Darla was the original hell bitch. She liked causing pain so much she created Angelus. /shudder.

Anyway, this comic (should I choose to accept/create it) ought to be equal parts funny, sexy, and disturbing.

Also, the whole gang is sitting in a room together. These three were just the only ones talking.

And this would take place during an alternate reality of season 6. No nerd big bads. Buffy's as happy as she was in seasons 1-5 (not exactly happy, but no s6)

And I have no idea why they're asking him to tell them about the sexcapades of the Scourge of Europe. Maybe they have a big bad who claims to be working out of the vampire Kama Sutra. Maybe it's a Scourge fan. Maybe Giles decided that it was about time he actually started teaching Buffy and Company about vampires FOR REALZ, and decided to ask Spike about stuff that the Watcher diaries don't cover. That last one seems the most likely to me. That's what I'm probably going with.

They'd ask about vampire relationships and Spike would go "Sex?"
Buffy: "No, relationships. Like, romance."
Spike: "... Sex?"
Buffy: "NO! Like, the dynamics between two vampires, or a family of vampires."
Spike: "So... sex."